Dark Soul Roast

 This ethically and sustainably sourced medium-dark roast is a shimmering reflection of one’s black, empty soul.

Pairs well with a plate of bacon and other anti-social behavior. Not much in the world will change if you buy this product, except that you will go from not having good coffee in your pantry, to having it.

Grown in Central America, roasted in the USA, graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s guidelines, but honestly, who cares?